Wednesday, April 02, 2008

Dry Nipples...

That probably wasn't the sexy or yummy post you were expecting, huh?

It all started when I was reading my book today: The Known World by Edward P. Jones. Now I know this post is supposed to be about nipples but I must take a moment to how much I've liked this novel so far. If you've ever read and/or closely analyzed Toni Morrison's Beloved in a class (or any of her other books, for that matter), you may have found yourself, like hundreds of thousands (and perhaps millions) of other
readers, in awe of her mastery of words and her prowess for constructing beautiful prose and symbolism. This book is also about one family's slave story and is often compared to her work so definitely check it out not if, but when, you have time. Toni Morrison will always be first in my mind so Jones's book, in my opinion, is not comparable to her work. But he does an amazing job of portraying a complex portrait of the social network in an extended family of slaves and their tightly knit community. And there's a big twist too: the master family in this novel is black so in addition to the issue of slaves, there's also the issue of enslaving "your own people".

Anyways, back to the chapped nipples. I was holding my book in one hand as I read along and, as often happens, my free hand wandered into my shirt and into my bra. I began stroking my nipples
(its not like I ever get off on this...unless I'm reading erotica or someone else is pinching, licking and sucking my nipples), which are usually softer than a baby's bottom. Circling the smooth, normal skin of the breast until I usually zero in on an areola so silky that it doesn't even feel like skin at all--at least, not the way skin usually feels (unless you're usually touching your nipples...in which case...I don't know what to say except that I'm jealous).

I looked down to discover, to my dismay, that my nipples were chapped! I want mah sexy boobs back! Instead, the skin is flaky and dry. "Naturally", the first thing I thought to do was to google my condition; little known fact: almost all google search results for "chapped nipples" are for pregnant woman. I'm definitely not pregnant but looked at a few forums and heeded women's advice about cutting open capsules of vitamin E and rubbing the oil on my nipples. I sliced one open with a knife (I didn't even know there was vitamin E in my house but thank god, right?) and applied some to both: the oil smells like SHIT by the way. Betcha didn't know that either, huh? I sure hope it works...

And because this post is pretty much irrelevant to everything else, here's something to make it all up:
The beautiful, non-chapped boobs of Justine Joli. See the rest of the super hot gallery here

Sugasm #5^2


It's time for Sugasm #125! My Joy of Butt Plugs post got in; I wonder if sugasm readers will be surprised to see, after being led here by the link, that most of the posts are on cupcakes =)

Erotic Writing and Experiences
Everything we said the last time we had sex.
Exposed
A game of seduction
A glorious Tuesday evening…
I can suck a few more cocks
IOU
The Kiss
A Long Awaited Meeting
Lust and Laundry
Need
Quiet Quickie
Soaked- BBG's first ejaculation
(You're only) the best I ever had

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio
Blonde MILF tastes her pussy in gangbang
Half-Nekkid Thursday: All Nude
Kasandra K from Models Are Us
Spanky The Clown

Sex Work
Filling Myself
For The Love Of Gawd, Don't Be An Adult Marketer
Sex Worker Solidarity: Amanda Brooks

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews
Bondage Strap-On Movie: Double Trouble
Anna Rose Is A Beautiful Pony Girl At Naked Gord
The Deviant List
Having Your Cake & Eating It Too
My night at Torture Garden plus review
Yay, um… Fox?

BDSM & Fetish
Cheet'n the Limits
Extremes on a Friday afternoon
Half-Nekkid Chick with a Dick
How to Become a Slut In Three Easy Days
Need
No Talking
Riding the edge play…
Surrender?
Ode to Anal: Daniel and Franklin
Ownership
The Science of Submission
Tie me up tie me down-A bi-girl shares her first SM experience
"You hold on to our kisses with your breath…"

Sex Humor
Did We?
LOL Spank - Rulez She Haz Dem

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships
"And Now A Saucy Word From The Sponsor…" 1967
Down to the Sexy Letter (Part 1)
Joy of Butt Plugs
Male Intimacy: In a Non Sexual Manner
Though We've Never Met